What is art? Is it something that makes you feel? Is it something you sell to rich weirdos so they can inefficiently burn money for…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
March 7, 2021Welcome to our weekly comment roundup, featuring only the finest in snappy response-based internet comedy. Each of these curated comments are appraised by Shitpost Experts…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
February 22, 2021While it seems like many people were underwhelmed by the most recent Nintendo Direct, I would like to personally thank Nintendo for finally giving me…
The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
February 12, 2021You know what they say about gaming news: if you’re tired of the current controversy, just wait five minutes. Time when you’re a gamer becomes…
Mass Effect: Legendary Edition Adds Advisory for Outdated, Offensive Portrayal of Ass
February 7, 2021EDMONTON — Following negative responses to their initial statement, a Bioware press release has revealed their new decision to imprint a disclaimer on Miranda’s butt…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
February 2, 2021After all that talk about ‘rising up,’ gamers finally did it. Eschewing hero shooters and fighters, we’re finally playing the ultimate competitive game: the stock…
“One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time
January 30, 2021ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying “just one more run” at the altar to his bride, Theresa…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
January 26, 2021From reading all of your comments, as frequently as I do, I can tell that many of you are artists and creatives yourselves. That means…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
January 11, 2021I will tell you all a secret about one of the struggles I face when writing these columns up: whenever someone’s comment is really funny,…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
January 3, 2021Allow me to officially welcome you all to 2021. How are you feeling? Are you comfortable? Is the temperature good? I personally haven’t noticed any…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
December 25, 2020Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Hard Drive’s social media scroll Not a commenter was making Christmas jokes, not even ones that they…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
December 18, 2020It’s the holiday season, everyone! And you know what that means: more of the same, except it’s colder, and there’s more pressure to act like…
ATLANTA — New Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast Clarissa Elliotte reportedly bought $50 worth of accessories after playing her first session of the tabletop roleplaying game.…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
November 28, 2020Seeing as it’s Thanksgiving Weekend, I just wanted to say that I am thankful to all the commenters and readers we have. If it weren’t…
The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
You may not realize it, dear commenters and readers, but every week when you interact with our posts and potentially make it into this column,…